Too Cuul for Schuul

I know you’ve heard of smoking cigarettes, but now we see that’s nasty and so uncool. Now you can try new “Vaping”! It’s the same concept of smoking cigarettes without the nasty smell and stigma attached to it. 

I know high school is hard, but it’s easier when you fit in. What better way to fit in than to follow the latest craze and trends? With vaping you can be just as cool as all the other kids in the bathroom between classes!

Though not yet thoroughly researched, vaping has only contributed to approximately seven deaths so far, while the other alternative, cigarettes contribute to approximately 480,000 per year. Vaping seems to be the safer and healthier alternative.  

You might think you’re already cool with your iPhone 11 Pro and Hydroflask, but you would be even cooler with a cloud of unknown chemicals floating around you. 

According to a study by Johns Hopkins University, vaping is less harmful than traditional smoking. Regular tobacco cigarettes contain 7,000 chemicals, many of which are toxic.

While we don’t know exactly what chemicals are in e-cigarettes, there’s almost no doubt that they expose you to fewer toxic chemicals than traditional cigarettes. 

Some of these devices only cost as much as 99 cents, which is a small price to pay to look cool and fit in. 

Most athletes do it too. It can make it harder to breathe when you’re running during games, but at least you’ll look cool. 

If you’re ever worried that you’re the only one of your friends vaping, just go to the school bathrooms before class. There’s a good chance you’ll find someone else vaping too.

Don’t even worry about getting caught either. The more popular Juul device quite closely resembles a USB memory drive. This way, you can keep it in your backpack or pocket and nobody would even question why you have it! 

There are so many easy ways to conceal and enjoy your vape, even in public. You would be crazy not to want to! Imagine how cool you will look “blowing clouds” with the newest vape in the school bathroom. 

Lastly and most importantly, it’s good to understand the long term diseases, such as cancer, emphysema, and lung disease. Although vaping can lead to a higher chance of developing these conditions, or even death, they are all minor when you think of the advantages you can get from vaping.